Shitface

"im gonna name the horse “shit face” - JAHCKSEC"Shitface (also known as shit face) is a cream horse with white spots. He is JAHCKSEC’s pet horse. He is also believed to be the oldest living pet on SwagSMP, staying alive through all 5 seasons. He has a husband, Edward, who he loves very much.

Season 1
In Season 1, Shitface was born. He became JAHCKSEC’s pet horse for a while, being used very often and being kept at the fence by his base. He wore golden horse armour and was very happy.

Season 2
In Season 2, Shitface was retired from his main use. He was given a home in an old member’s base, and lived in that base for the rest of the season. It was a small cobblestone house in the side of a mountain near the Election Hall. It contained a mine, hay, 2 beds and a server map.

Later in Season 2, a new roommate moved into the house with Shitface. This new roommate was known as Edward. He is an enderman trapped in an oak boat, and they are commonly thought to be in a relationship, from how much time they spend together.

Season 3
Shitface and Edward continued to live together, with not much changing. After the Bomb their house doors were replaced with iron and buttons were added, however that was about it.

At the end of Season 3, Edward and Shitface were thought to be dead from the explosion. This is untrue however, as they simply time travelled to the past. It is unknown how they did this.

Season 4
In Season 4, unlike the last 3 seasons, Shitface and Edward live in separate houses. Edward’s Cottage is a small house with a stonecutter and iron door. Shitface’s Cabin is a bigger house with 2 beds, hay and a water trough. He used to have windows, however these were removed with the addition of new map art.

Season 5
TBA

Lore
As mentioned above, it is believed that Shitface and Edward are in a relationship. This is due to them living together for a while and them both time travelling together. This ship has been dubbed “Shitward” by the community.